The Callers

Needless to say, Miss Monkey has had numerous callers lately.
I believe she has been utilizing one of the popular socosimian
dating sites and it seems she is getting quite a bit of attention. It's
odd how you can add certain seemingly benign sentiments to these sites
(for example....."a swinger" or "independent", "extremely flexible" or "well padded") and the boys seem to magically appear. These fellows also
seem to come from a vast aray of backgrounds, and we are currently having
to "interview" several to determine their true intentions. We have
definitely cut Miss M. off the Internet at present until we can get this
situation under control.

Our good friend Gordo dropped by yesterday.
He always wants to play outside (which Miss
Monkey is not always in favor of). He lives
a bit on the wild side and likes nothing
better than "hanging out". The day was
sunny and mild so we did our entertaining
outside and Miss M. tried her best to keep
up with Gordo. It may look easy, but it
truly isn't!!! Today, Miss M. is resting
comfortably and I have rubbed her down with
linament to ease away her tired stuffing.

Miss M's newest ensemble has arrived.

The pinafore and bloomers have arrived (off the sewing machine) and
Miss M. was ecstatic over the fit, as well as the multi-purpose
nature of the ensemble. She is very particular and likes to feel
"appropriate" at all times. I am hesitant to share what she confided
(in strictest confidence) to me, but - she shudders, to this day,
remembing her earlier days "naked"!